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A GARDENER'S LAMENT from an Edinburgh paper I'm through with gardening, the soil must be against me! You see, I've done everything the book says, I've pruned the Prunus, syringed the Syringa, budded the Buddleia, frozen the Freesia - but they all wilted! I've watered the Erica little by little, and even sat up late the watched the Phlox by night. My yellow Broom is covered with pests and won't sweep clean, and even my Laurel is not hardy. It's all most mysterious. After last weekend I feel very Petunia and my Plumbago is worse than ever. To add to it all, the neighbours are beginning to casts Nasturtiums on my Honesty and some scoundrel is writing Euonymous letters. I'm through with gardening altogether, there's absolutely no Fuchsia in it!
Courtesy of the British Fuchsia Society Spring Bulletin 2001
ACTION PLEASE Fed up with people moaning about not having enough time to do things? Encourage them to be more assertive (And switch off the television more often!) Half the tasks could be dealt with in the amount of time people spend talking or worrying about them!!
ANOTHER WAY OF LOOKING AT IT A mistake is evidence that someone has tried to do something!
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